what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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