What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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I agree

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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