whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A man goes to the potty.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

The WPGA tour

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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