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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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