A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Women's rights.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Do you love me? No.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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