Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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