How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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