A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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I like your hair

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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