- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Knock knock

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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