What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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