A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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This joke is funny

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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womens rights

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Black people stink of shite!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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