- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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