- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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