- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Reverse psychology never fails.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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