Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

This statement is false.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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