Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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CRY

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Anti Joke

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