what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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