Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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