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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Penis

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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