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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the man die? He was old.

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