What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

cats are pussies

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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