Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Me Neither.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Anti Joke

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