- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Casey Anthony kills a baby

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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