- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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