What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Good afternoon.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Knock knock Shut up

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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