An irish man walks out of a bar

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Moral

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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