- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

L's I's that took Viagra.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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