- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

I was once a hamster.

Poop.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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