- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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