Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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