Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Black People

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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