- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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