did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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