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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

A kid has no friends.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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