What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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