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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Water? I hardly know her.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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