Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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world peace

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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