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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

spell backwards: taco cat

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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