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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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