I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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