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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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