roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

YES! EXACTLY!

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What is your bill about? Clinton

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

robin, get in the car.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

In soviet Russia...things are different

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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