- Anti Joke

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA