Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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