- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

women sports....

Cleveland winning something

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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