- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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