How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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