Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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