- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Oh my God! A talking dog!

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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