- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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