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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

spell backwards: taco cat

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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