A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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My peni s

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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