What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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