Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Screw it you write the joke.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Many people of many races do many things every day.

dyslexic's Untie

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Knock knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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