- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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