- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

The Holocaust

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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