- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Haha, I get it..

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

wael.. nuff said

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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