- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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