Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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France had one revolution

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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