Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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