- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

wanna here a joke? you.

Roses are red.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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