- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

hey guys im gay

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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