- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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