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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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