A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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