- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are red, violets are purple.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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