- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

2 + 2 = 4

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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