The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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