What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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