If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Oh, right

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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