Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Double-whammy

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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