- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Nickelback.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

How's the weather? Good.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Smelly Indians.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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